What If: Baldwins vs. Sheens
as answered by Missie, Johnathan, Janet, & Kenny
June 23, 2003
[REDUNDANT WARNING! The advice seen here is for entertainment purposes only! Newmoanyeah will not be held liable for anything. Got it? Good.]
Dear Newmoanyeah:
 If the Sheen and Baldwin families got into it 'Hatfields and McCoys' style, what would happen?
Sincerely,
Mr. Nothingbettertodo
[Real name withheld by request. - Ed.]
Dear Nothingbettertodo:
Probably much like the real Hatfields and McCoys, no one would remember why they are fighting, and no one would care. On the up side, people would probably also forget all of the crappy films the two families made combined. Lastly, how was this advice? Perhaps I should respond with "Quit wasting time and brain power pondering pointless tripe that won't ever happen, and wouldn't matter if it did"?
Missie Horal, Scattagoric Staff Writer
Dear Nothingbettertodo:
I see it coming to a bloody draw - and good riddance to both sides. Then perhaps the Wayans and the Jacksons could mix it up Montague & Capulet style.
Johnathan Mason, JapaNerd Staff Writer
Dear Nothingbettertodo:
Have you seen the Baldwin brothers? They'd pummel Martin and Emilio in a heartbeat. Personally, I'd rather see the Bush girls vs. the Hilton sisters.
Janet Choi, Sweet and Sour Editor
Dear Nothingbettertodo:
A bad movie. Or more likely, a made-for-cable mini series.
Kenny Hamshaw, Caucassianal Staff Writer
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