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Dear Newmoanyeah:

I know the Kama Sutra has a legendary reputation and all, but what's really the best sex manual money can buy?

Sincerely,
Kama Sutrameleon
[Real name withheld by request. - Ed.]

Wow. So many ways to go with this one, but let's start with down south.

Eat Me. It's fiction, and not a manual per se, but if you have a little imagination, this book will put ideas in your head that will give you and your partner hours of enjoyment. With a little more imagination, if you get the book, you won't even need a partner, just a box of tissues and some fresh batteries.

For more practical advice, grab the Guide to Getting It On. It's fun, it's inventive, it's honest, and it has highly provocative illustrations. More than once, after pulling a superior move in the bedroom so that my guy gets a 'Where did you learn that?' look on his face, I've screamed out, 'Footnote page 307!." Look it up.

Lisa Turner, Groovalicious Editor

Try "Boinking for Dummies". Not only is it an easy to read manual but it also comes with pages of full color illustrations and step-by-step instructions to insure that you er...are in the right place at the right time.

Jay Mastaitis, Tastes-Like-Burning Staff Writer

Clifford, the Big Red Doggy Style and Other Positions.

Manolo Moreno, A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer

Playboy?

Stephen Lin, Editor-in-Chief