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PvP Panda Attack!
by Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
November 22, 2002 + Boston, MA

GIANT Panda Attack
PvP by Scott KurtzI'll keep this pseduo-review EXTREMELY short and reasonably sweet.

The "Panda Attack" is, in my opinion, the funniest (and possibly the most random) running gag in all of online comic stripdom. While, it would probably still be best to go back to PvPonline.com and read all the comics from the very beginning, I'll go ahead and provide you with links to, what I believe are, all of the Panda Attacks as of today.

Fun!

Start Clicking!
Get me some coffee!
Grand finale.
I'm really angry with myself.
I have the fez!
Everyone roll initiative.
And the worst part?
I hate that damn card.
I'll take "Animal Diets" for 800, Alex.
Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!
... Impetus Ailuropoda Melanoleuca.
Where's my Starbucks?
Signed, Santa Claws.
Bantha Attack!
Essence of Bamboo.
Another grand finale.
For categorizing all furry art as pornography.
Jackpot! (appended 1/19/03)
Giant pandas are part of the raccoon family. (appended 3/7/03)
Panda Threat Level 4. (appended 4/12/03)
Phil, the stunt panda. (appended 4/13/03)
Your Delta Tau Chi name is Panda. (appended 9/2/03)
Check behind the panda! (appended 2/28/06)
Uh... Panda Wok. (appended 2/28/06)
Random monster encounter. (appended 2/28/06)
Brent, the werepanda. (appended 2/28/06)
Would yuou like any giant panda with that? (appended 2/28/06)
Panda cub for your pet? (appended 2/28/06)
I got a delivery for Brent Sienna. (appended 2/28/06)
Hello... somebody there? (appended 2/28/06)
Cleanse the mental palette. (appended 2/28/06)
A new baby panda was born at the zoo. (appended 2/28/06)
Brent attack! (appended 2/28/06)
It's a pan... duh. (appended 2/28/06)
Psuedo panda attack guest strip (appended 2/28/06)
Are Pandarens going to be the new race? (appended 2/28/06)
Panda in the bathroom. (appended 2/28/06)
Do not pull. (appended 2/28/06)
Fricking polar bears guest strip. (appended 2/28/06)

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