
Pacing is Pacerific
by Manolo Moreno, A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer
September 16, 2002 + Williamsport, PA
I like that I pace often. It gives your body something to do while you think of your next great idea. Like when you let your kids play with an animal while you fight with your spouse. Also, it's a good exercise. And win win situations are rare.
I guess the only negative thing about pacing is that it's a couple notches down the creepy ladder from autistically rocking back and forth in a seated position while thinking. But I tell myself that Scrooge McDuck paced a lot for great ideas, and he's not creepy. And if people did think he was creepy, it was probably just because he never wore pants.
And I wear pants at all times. Even when I'm naked. |