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PC Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
by Paul Shim, PoetTech Staff Writer
September 15, 2002 + Boston, MA

Ode to Allied Assault (from EA Games)
Medal of Honor: Allied Assault for PCSoldiers born in deeper green
With M1 grand and Thompson clean.
You can use a Bar or Snipe
But beware your targets fight.

And through it all, the game still rocks.
Watch the clans who never stop
They're good, so good they'll make you drop.

And it's Single Player although really quick.
It's super fun to snipe those Nazi dicks.
And though you can't play a Kraut,
It's still great to storm the Normandy grounds.

The game's Multiplayer is one of the best.
You can play on either team with the rest.
The servers are on Gamespy every day,
But they don't like dial-ups, so go away.

This is addictive, much like crack.
So watch and learn and stay intact.
Run from grenades and take the health
And make sure no sniper or machine gun pelts.

Stay alive by moving quick
And protect your friends or you'll be licked
And buy this game though it's 4 months old
Nothing better yet, been sold.

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Sandra Bullock
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