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Hot Dancing Gap Guy
by Missie Horal, Scattagoric Staff Writer
August 28, 2002 + Boston, MA

Best Commercial Ever: The Gap
Will Kemp - Hot Dancing Gap Guy I'm just going to come right out and say it: I am thoroughly infatuated with Hot Dancing Gap Guy. My marks for this commercial have nothing to do with the company, the product, or the marketing. Simply, Gap Guy is a hottie. I could watch him dance for 30 minutes straight. In fact, I propose that should be the next reality show to hit TV: "Hot Gap Guy Dances".

Love Hurts
I became aware that the scales officially tipped from a healthy admiration to full blown infatuation when I began to make special note of when the commercial ran. I seriously sit through really crappy TV just so Gap Guy and I can have our weekly rendezvous. How bad, you ask? I squirm through American Idol because I know that Hot Dancing Gap Guy will appear twice within the commercial breaks of Fox's latest piece of reality tripe. I don't think I've suffered this much for lust since enduring seasons 8 and 9 of The X-Files for mere glimpses of David Duchovny. Is it too much to hope that The Gap will release their commercial on DVD?

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