| ARCHIVE: Tuesday, October 22, 2002 |
 |
 |
Cheapass Games and Their Unexploded Cow 
England has mad cows. France has unexploded landmines. Missie puts two and two together in this game review!
|
|
 |
|
Vehicular Infractions
Yadda yadda yadda... the Echo looks like it's waiting to get it up the ass... wanna read this article now?
|
|
 |
|
Spirited Away
Any review that states, "Chihiro must de-porkify her parents," is a good one. Mmmm... wrong sounding.
|
|
 |
|
Automatic Weapons & Boundless Love: Battle Royale
Read this lengthy, but worthwhile review of the Survivor-meets-Lord of the Flies, Battle Royale.
|
|
 |
|
The Ring (US Version)
A quick, nearly spoiler-free review of Gore Verbinski's The Ring to read while you're on the pot.
|
|
 |
|
Stretch... OW!!! 
Stretching seemed like SUCH a good idea at the time, didn't it? Now to us you come, pleading for wisdom.
|
|
 |
|
Wil Wheaton on the Web
You know him as Gordie Lachance & Wesley Crusher. We know him as the guy that runs his own website. Mad props to Wil, yo!
|
|
 |
|
Stephen King From a Buick 8
Stephen King gets hit by car. King writes new novel about car. Kerri Skarfe reads book. King ponders retirement. Kerri's fault?
|
|
 |
|
Screeching Cat Animation 
I'll say it here and I'll say it in the actual plug: This is NOT being plugged here for its technical merit.
|
|
