Ode To Entertainment Weekly
A poem in the loosest sense of the word.

Where the hell is my Holiday Movie Preview?
The one I've been waiting for.
Where the hell is my Holiday Movie Preview?
I saw it at the corner store.

Someone out there has my issue
Maybe the mailman or the neighbor
Oh, God, I need a tissue
I am so utterly forlorn.

What's coming out that I want to see?
What will I miss? What won't I know?
Will my friends all laugh at me?
I think it's going to snow.

I went online and told you
"Please, I know it's lost"
You cared enough to listen
But how is one more issue in December going to help my problem of not receiving my Holiday Movie Preview???