No Excuses
Quite plainly, there isn't time to edit, format, and publish an entire new week's worth of material with all the turkey eating to be done. That said, as head honcho, I've decided to publish "Newmoanyeah Classics."

If you're an avid newmoanyeah reader, then this week's articles ought to look familiar. If you've never heard of newmoanyeah, then you're getting a melange of some nifty stuff we've posted in the recent past. These aren't necessarily the funniest or the most popular articles, but they are a good representation of what newmoanyeah is. And for that, we're thankful «-- cheesy Thanksgiving statement.

Remotely informational tidbits follow:

Kay Hanley Cherry Marmalade
Apart from being the wonderful musician behind Cherry Marmalade, Kay Hanley is also one of the first good webizens to link to dear old newmoanyeah. So, check out our review of Cherry Marmaladehere and check out KayHanley.com.

Hot Dancing Gap Guy
In keeping up with our motto that "ANYTHING can be reviewed," Scattagoric Staff Writer Missie composed a review of the Gap commerical featuring Will Kemp. Apparently, this topic struck something of a universal chord as more people find newmoanyeah using the search terms "Hot Dancing Gap Guy" than anything else. (The search terms "lightsabers for sale" are a distant second.)

Bleu Live
We love to support the locals. But we definitely wouldn't support them if they sucked. And Bleu definitely does not suck. Fuzzy Pink Staff Writer Kerry got me hooked on Bleu (particularly his song "Somebody Else" from the Spider-Man soundtrack). But please, check out her review of his CD release party here in Boston. (Did I mention that she's pretty happy to have her name on the press page of Bleu's website?

Approaching Members of the Opposite Sex
Dude. Some schmoe can't pick up on the chicks and he asks the geeks of newmoanyeah for advice? Granted, we're HIP geeks, but still!

Fellowship of the Toons: Bone
This article was something of a topical departure for JapaNerd Staff Writer Johnathan. However, people seem to be clicking on this article a heckuva lot. Whether people are confused by the title or description, I don't know. But I'm glad Bone (and Johnathan) are getting the exposure.

Girls' Guide to a Guilt-Free One-Night Stand
Groovalicious Editor Lisa is whoopin' it up in Australia. "The Guide" is the result. I have the sneaking suspicion that men and women were turning up in equal droves to reader this article.

He's Nothing If Not Entertaining
Sweet & Sour Editor Janet has an e-stalker. The hilarity ensues in parts one and two of her ordeal. And can I just say, "How lucky were we that the guy was persistent so we could have a part two?!?!"

An American Idol Tale: Steps to Rejection
Last but certainly not least, we have Non-Ukranian Staff Writer Manolo's chronicling of his little sister's bid to become the next American Idol. Fark picked up the link and oodles of hits started rolling in. Pretty schweet if you ask me!