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He's Nothing If Not Entertaining
by Janet Choi, Sweet & Sour Staff Writer
November 5, 2002 + Los Angeles, CA

Janet's Stalker ordeal.[In order to fully enjoy the following article, I would suggest you read the first installment to Sweet & Sour Janet's stalker ordeal, "Guys Don't Usually Approach Me... And Maybe That's a Good Thing." And I don't know about the rest of you, but half way through this chat transcript, I couldn't stop reading the stalker's part with a REALLY horrible Italian/Russian accent stuck in my head. - Ed.]

Here We Go Again...
I swear this guy was fluent in English and not a nutcase when I met him...

stalker (10:59 PM): hello
me (10:59 PM): hey
stalker (10:59 PM): how was your holloween
me (11:00 PM): like any other day. I don't celebrate Halloween. yours?
stalker (11:00 PM): it was great
stalker (11:00 PM): I was bachlor #1 on the dating game
stalker (11:01 PM): it was fun
me (11:03 PM): the...tv show?
stalker (11:05 PM): it was exactly
me (11:05 PM): huh?
stalker (11:05 PM): like the tv show
me (11:05 PM): oh. but not the tv show. and did you get picked?
stalker (11:06 PM): nope
me (11:06 PM): did you want to?
stalker (11:06 PM): I got the consolation
me (11:06 PM): which was...
stalker (11:06 PM): two t shirts
me (11:07 PM): well, those'll come in handy.
stalker (11:07 PM): yes they do


Back to Halloweenie...

stalker (11:07 PM): why did you not celebrate holloween?
me (11:09 PM): mmm...b/c I'm not the sort to dress up. I look at it as a kid's holiday.
stalker (11:10 PM): its definatly not for kids
stalker (11:10 PM): very very naughty holiday
stalker (11:10 PM): not just for kids
stalker (11:10 PM): I saw some adults looking sexy


The More Direct Route

stalker (11:21 PM): can I ask a personal question?
me (11:21 PM): sure
stalker (11:22 PM): howis yourlove life?
me (11:23 PM): well...I have a feeling this is not what you wanted to read, but it's actually pretty good. there's a new boy.
stalker (11:23 PM): no I like that
stalker (11:23 PM): its cool
me (11:23 PM): why do you ask?
stalker (11:23 PM): I like the truth
stalker (11:24 PM): I'm open
me (11:24 PM): and if I had said it was non-existent?
stalker (11:24 PM): I was curious
stalker (11:24 PM): what ever you want to share
me (11:25 PM): well, how's yours?
stalker (11:25 PM): I was wondering if you are recieving pleasure
stalker (11:25 PM): Mine is good
me (11:25 PM): very good.
stalker (11:25 PM): not dating anyone
stalker (11:25 PM): but good prospects


Anyone? ANYone?

me (11:26 PM): my friend Anne is bemoaning the dating scene in SB. it's kind of a small town, don't you think? don't you run into the same people all the time?
stalker (11:26 PM): yes thats what I love
me (11:26 PM): oh? but then there aren't really any new prospects.
stalker (11:26 PM): but I meet like three girls every day
stalker (11:27 PM): tell anne to call me
stalker (11:27 PM): does she like good food
me (11:27 PM): ha. I'll let her know you're avail. I assume she likes good food.
stalker (11:27 PM): I'm picky when it comes to woman
stalker (11:28 PM): Im smart witty sexy tall I cook well and I have my own business
stalker (11:28 PM): and I need a girl that can hang
stalker (11:29 PM): I have lots of friends and I like community
me (11:29 PM): but none of those girls will work?
stalker (11:31 PM): they do work
stalker (11:31 PM): that are all smart sexy
stalker (11:31 PM): and sweet
stalker (11:31 PM): individually
stalker (11:31 PM): but not one has it all
stalker (11:31 PM): so dating is working
stalker (11:31 PM): for now


All About Pleasure

me (11:31 PM): good, good. you'll eventually find one that meets all the criteria.
stalker (11:32 PM): I'm not looking
stalker (11:32 PM): just being
stalker (11:32 PM): giving pleasure
stalker (11:32 PM): and recieving it
stalker (11:32 PM): by sharing
stalker (11:32 PM): and listening
stalker (11:32 PM): and enjoying learning what people have to offer
stalker (11:32 PM): from their soul
me (11:33 PM): that's the way to live life.
stalker (11:35 PM): I think so
stalker (11:36 PM): if you ever need pleasure call me up
me (11:37 PM): ha, you're relentless! okay, I will keep you in mind if I'm in SB and need pleasure.
stalker (11:40 PM): I try
me (11:48 PM): yes, you do. I guess you'll never know until you try.
stalker (11:48 PM): im trying......
stalker (11:48 PM): how am i doing
me (11:50 PM): hmm. well, since there's the new boy I'm afraid your wooing isn't terribly effective. but I'm sure it'll work wonders on another girl.


One Last Try

stalker (11:50 PM): well let me know how the new boy works out
stalker (11:51 PM): if he does not please you know where I live
stalker (11:51 PM): and how to reach me
me (11:51 PM): of course.
stalker (11:51 PM): are you serious about him?
stalker (11:51 PM): or is he too new to say
me (11:53 PM): hmm. well, it's only been about 3 weeks.
stalker (11:53 PM): ok take your time
stalker (11:58 PM): have a great night
me (11:58 PM): thanx, you too.
stalker (11:58 PM): ciao my friend
me (11:58 PM): bye

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