Please don't squeeze the Charmin!
Oh god! You used those damn Charmin bears!!! I hate those commercials!

Especially that one commercial with the little bears taking craps on the little splings is damn disturbing.

And looking so happy about the TP...

[This was in response to the advice we ran on Proper Butt Care. - Ed.]

Joel Why = Penis Enlargement
I love how the only thing that comes up for Joel when you choose from the author index is "Penis Enlargement."

[This was in response to the author index entry for Joel Why the Curious Staff Writer; Joel has since composed a review of the Donnie Darko DVD. - Ed.]

We Done Can't Spell
Joss Whedon's name is spelled wrong in the Buffy review, BTW. All over the article, just search for "Wedon" and replace.

Well, crap, it's spelled "Wedeon" too!

Sorry, don't mean to point bad things out...

[This was in response to the review we ran on Buffy the Musical; errors have since been corrected. - Ed.]

Not So Hot Dancing Gap Guy
Oh, I hate that guy! He's not hot!!!

He's got that sleazy half-facial hair thing I hate. He looks like a reject from Party of Five.

[This was in response to the review we ran on Hot Dancing Gap Guy. - Ed.]